put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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