I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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