Its about making memories worth repressing
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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