and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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