Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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