Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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