i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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