Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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