Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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