That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
