just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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