Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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