I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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