It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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