You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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