If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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