i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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