super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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