i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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