Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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