My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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