Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I am naked and annoyed.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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