I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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