She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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