OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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