when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
