all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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