just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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