i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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