I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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