He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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