Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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