I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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