i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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