I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
