i permit you to call me
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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