North Korea, Best Korea!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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