Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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