I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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