Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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