yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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