I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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