what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
