she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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