dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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