you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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