girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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