Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
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go home
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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