Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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