Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Randomize
