She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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