so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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