this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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