I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize