Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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