problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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