remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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